Here it is: my list of reasons why having a blog is better than having a woman. I will admit that this post is not as gender neutral as my post about ways that having a blog is like being in a relationship, but it is also intended to be a lot less serious and a lot more humorous. Ladies, don’t get too alarmed because I’m sure you could easily make a similar list. In fact, if someone would want to, I may allow a guest post rebuttal.

25 Reasons Having a Blog is Better Than Having a Woman

1. A blog doesn’t get jealous when you check out other blogs
2. A blog helps you to have more money, a woman helps you have less
3. A blog won’t get mad if you’re a guest blogger and blog on someone else’s blog
4. A blog doesn’t get upset if you forget it’s birthday
5. You can always try and sell your blog
6. You don’t have to buy expensive flowers for your blog
7. A blog doesn’t care if you’re late
8. With a blog, the topic can always be something you’re interested in
9. A blog doesn’t care if you buy new toys
10. A blog won’t get mad if you go out with your friends
11. A blog doesn’t ask questions it doesn’t want the true answer to
12. If a blog doesn’t look good, you can change the theme
13. A blog doesn’t care if you have other blogs
14. You can watch TV while blogging
15. You can blog any time of the month
16. A blog doesn’t fill your bathroom with beauty products
17. A blog doesn’t care how many other blogs you’ve had other blogs before
18. A blog lets you move wherever you want to
19. A blog still lets you get close when you don’t shave
20. A blog doesn’t care how you leave the toilet seat
21. A blog doesn’t get mad or criticize you if you’re a bad blogger
22. It’s easy to change your blog if it doesn’t do what you want
23. A blog doesn’t ask you to have little blogs
24. A blog doesn’t have mood swings
25. A blog will never change it’s mind